Holiday Maker Gifts

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'See you in two weeks!'

'Let me guess - you won the 'Sunburn of the Week' - contest, right?'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Falling Rock Zone.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'...and here's a nice one from the police, taken on your way to the airport!'

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Camping-Pong

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Lounging by the pool

Skier and his dog.

Ice Cream Tower.

Sunbathing with your PC.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

'I think its being tapped.'

'I need to get away and unwind!'

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

Theatrical Christmas.

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

Are we nearly there yet?

Beer Belly.

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

Protection from the sun.

Fantastic holiday.

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

CIVICS 101