Holidaymaker Gifts

Lucky break.

Ice Cream Tower.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

Two boys carrying bathing tubs

Beer Belly.

Fantastic holiday.

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'Let me guess. The flight's been delayed because of snow.'

This is Ben's mother, I want to thank you for being a wonderful teacher...

Lounging by the pool

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Camping-Pong

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'See you in two weeks!'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Skier and his dog.

'Did you say psst?.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Sunbathing with your PC.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

'I think its being tapped.'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Mexican Dog

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

"I'm beached body ready."

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Protection from the sun.