Beach Holidaymaker Gifts

"I'm beached body ready."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Camping-Pong

Lounging by the pool

'See you in two weeks!'

Skier and his dog.

Ice Cream Tower.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

Sunbathing with your PC.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

Mexican Dog

'Here's where things got ugly.'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"C'mon, Frank. Just let go of the leash and I promise I'll go get help." "Scooter was last seen on the shores of Poodle Beach just off the Cayman Islands."

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

Beer Belly.

Protection from the sun.

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

"Recalculating."

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

Swimmer

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

Fantastic holiday.

Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'