Tropical Holidaymaker Gifts

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Lounging by the pool

'See you in two weeks!'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Skier and his dog.

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

Ice Cream Tower.

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Lei-ing Hens

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Customized Personal Retreats.

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Self Service Island

Beach

Yule Tide