Tropical Holidaymaker Gifts

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Lounging by the pool

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Camping-Pong

'See you in two weeks!'

Skier and his dog.

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

Ice Cream Tower.

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Lei-ing Hens

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

Customized Personal Retreats.

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Yule Tide

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

Self Service Island