Modern Holidaymaker Gifts

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Lounging by the pool

'See you in two weeks!'

Skier and his dog.

Ice Cream Tower.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

Sunbathing with your PC.

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Free WiFi

'Here's where things got ugly.'

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

"I'm beached body ready."

Beer Belly.

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

Baggage Horse

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

Fantastic holiday.

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

"It's all on this flash drive. Colors, sizes. . ."

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