Historical Holidaymaker Gifts

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Lounging by the pool

Camping-Pong

'See you in two weeks!'

Skier and his dog.

Ice Cream Tower.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Sunbathing with your PC.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

'I think its being tapped.'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Mexican Dog

'Here's where things got ugly.'

"I'm beached body ready."

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

Beer Belly.

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

Fantastic holiday.

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Protection from the sun.

Total Scum Block

Things to do in the area.