Historical Holidaymaker Gifts

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Camping-Pong

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Lounging by the pool

'See you in two weeks!'

Skier and his dog.

Ice Cream Tower.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Sunbathing with your PC.

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'I think its being tapped.'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Mexican Dog

'Here's where things got ugly.'

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

"I'm beached body ready."

Beer Belly.

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

Protection from the sun.

Fantastic holiday.

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

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