Exotic Holidaymaker Gifts

'If you haven't been in Borneo, then the damn thing is spreading.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Camping-Pong

Lounging by the pool

'See you in two weeks!'

Skier and his dog.

Ice Cream Tower.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

'I think its being tapped.'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Mexican Dog

'Here's where things got ugly.'

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

Beer Belly.

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"I'm beached body ready."

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Protection from the sun.

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

Fantastic holiday.

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

Total Scum Block

Travel Agents

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.