Fancy Holidaymaker Gifts

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Lounging by the pool

'See you in two weeks!'

Skier and his dog.

Ice Cream Tower.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

Sunbathing with your PC.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

'I think its being tapped.'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Mexican Dog

'Here's where things got ugly.'

Beer Belly.

"I'm beached body ready."

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

Protection from the sun.

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

Fantastic holiday.

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Total Scum Block

'I'm allergic to sand.'

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

Things to do in the area.

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