Nostalgic Holidaymaker Gifts

'Here's where things got ugly.'

Skier and his dog.

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

A bit of Newlyn.

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'What were you sent up for?'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

Rest area - 12 mile.

'...And if we look over to our right, we have the house Voltaire spend his formative years in,,,ahead in the tall grey building we have the home of....'

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

"He misses his commute ."

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'Are we there yet?'

Old love.

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

Total Scum Block

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

It's an ill wind.

"This is your captain. Welcome to Flight 112, non-stop service from Detroit to Tampa. For your enjoyment I made us a mix tape, which will begin shortly."

Things to do in the area.