Nostalgic Holiday Lovers Gifts

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"It's probably just seasonal."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

Sliding Down the Banister

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

Elephant rides.

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"They grow up so quickly."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"