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'Here's where things got ugly.'

Skier and his dog.

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

A bit of Newlyn.

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'What were you sent up for?'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"He misses his commute ."

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'Are we there yet?'

Old love.

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

Total Scum Block

It's an ill wind.

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

"This is your captain. Welcome to Flight 112, non-stop service from Detroit to Tampa. For your enjoyment I made us a mix tape, which will begin shortly."

"We want to do the whole Jack Kerouac-'On the Road' thing, only with B&B's"

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'