Ironic Holidaymaker T-Shirts

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Lounging by the pool

'See you in two weeks!'

Skier and his dog.

Ice Cream Tower.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

'I think its being tapped.'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Turkey going away for Christmas.

'Here's where things got ugly.'

Beer Belly.

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Fantastic holiday.

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

Protection from the sun.

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

'If you haven't been in Borneo, then the damn thing is spreading.'

'I'm allergic to sand.'

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

Women bathing at the seaside

Book about the real meaning of Christmas is on sale.

'Let me guess. The flight's been delayed because of snow.'

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