Ironic Holiday Seeker T-Shirts

"Not only do I need an escape to the beach, I need to escape the beach with a book about someone escaping their life."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'I hate all holidays!'

'Did you say psst?.'

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'I think its being tapped.'

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

"I can't afford to feed you."

The Hollowdays.

Bed of Nails on Holiday

"Well, I ain't flyin' next to him!"

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

Happy St Pancakes Day!

"I won't be needing you this year."

Santa Self Esteem.

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

Santa Bahama Time

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

Satellite Santa

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

'Maybe he said store the wine horizontally...'

Travel Agents

Women bathing at the seaside

"I was not consulted."

Book about the real meaning of Christmas is on sale.

Corona virus Christmas tree

Moses Takes A Swim

"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?"