Hedonistic Holidaymaker T-Shirts

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

How to fight a vampire snowman

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"Yipeee!"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Sand Snowmen

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'I think its being tapped.'

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

'Still on a holiday high, Miss Frimley?'

It won't be Christmas without you!

Bed of Nails on Holiday

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'The cat's gone on vacation.'

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."