Quirky Holiday Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I won't be needing you this year."

Unsuccessful holiday ideas - Happy Slug Day.

Santa Claus's Mail

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Christmas Tree

'He lives for his holidays.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Happy Turkey Day!

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Horn of Leftovers

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'Will you be my Valentine?'

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."