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"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

'I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through ductwork.'

Toymakers Union, North Pole: 'I especially want to thank the little people who make it all happen - my elves.'

'Believe me, I understand.'

Singing Father Christmases.

Santa Claus's Mail

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Home depot."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Horn of Leftovers

Happy Turkey Day!

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Santa called but you were out!

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."