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"I hear ya. These mall gigs don't pay enough."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Tipping Pain Chart

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Pole dancers

O Christmas Tea

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

'Believe me, I understand.'

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"Maybe this year..."

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Happy New Year!'

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

Shelf on an Elf

Boy Prays for a Full Stocking

'I love holidays!'

Elf of the Month

Happy St Pancakes Day!

"I hate recalls."