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"You've broken half me solar panels, ya t***a!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Easter Candy Island.

Santa's wash day.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Believe me, I understand.'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Christmas Dwarves

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

Last week, stingy caf

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

"It suddenly occurred to me - what was all this giving, giving, giving all the time?! How about doing some taking for a change?"

"Our lawyers are adept at spotting dodgy clauses.."

'Santa's blotto.'

It's a girl!

Rudolph's Half Brother - Dumas the Red Assed Reinmule.

'I'm glad that's over! After the last six weeks in the store, I'm never gonna have any kids!'

'I'll bet my Dad's pants are bigger than yours.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

'Hear you're big in logistics.'