Jolly Holiday Fan Pillows

"You've broken half me solar panels, ya t***a!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Santa's wash day.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'Believe me, I understand.'

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

'Santa's blotto.'

"Our lawyers are adept at spotting dodgy clauses.."

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

"It suddenly occurred to me - what was all this giving, giving, giving all the time?! How about doing some taking for a change?"

'I'm glad that's over! After the last six weeks in the store, I'm never gonna have any kids!'

It's a girl!

'Hear you're big in logistics.'

Santa gets a ticket