Christmas Fan Pillows

"Sorry kids. This line is going to be held up for awhile."

"I love Boxing Day"

'Hear you're big in logistics.'

"Rudolph! You're in no shape to guide my sleigh tonight!"

Pirate peg leg Christmas stocking.

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Santa gets a ticket

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Boy what a night! A Birth, Wise Men, and now, to top it all: A Drummer Boy!'

Inside the Museum of Freak Christmas Accidents.

Santa receives 66,000,000 new emails 'Santa was expecting a quiet Christmas until the elves introduced him to the new email system.'

"Our lawyers are adept at spotting dodgy clauses.."

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

Dear Mr Claus, Our members will not continue working on Holidays. Sincerely yours, Reindeer and Elf Unions

"It suddenly occurred to me - what was all this giving, giving, giving all the time?! How about doing some taking for a change?"

Santa tries to deliver to the home of the Old Woman Who Lived In a Shoe.

Four Calling Birds - Smartphones sales boost Christmas spending.

"Looky here, a new pee-mail message..."

"You're claiming 2.5 billion charitable donations to children, all in one night. DO you have receipts?"

Jingle Bell Rock

"Naughty children will be named and shamed on the front page of the Daily Mail."

Santa and reindeer in pyramid hold up JOY & PEACE sign

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"It's the perfect stocking stuffer!"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

A Partridge in a Pear Tree

The other 364 Days of the Year.

Santa's wash day.

'He said yes to everything. He's not as bottom line as Dad is.'

It's a girl!

Rudolph's Half Brother - Dumas the Red Assed Reinmule.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Egg Nog.

'I put hopeless at Christmas shopping into a search engine and your name came up!'