Jolly Holiday Lovers Gifts

"I hear ya. These mall gigs don't pay enough."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Tipping Pain Chart

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Pole dancers

O Christmas Tea

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"Maybe this year..."

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Believe me, I understand.'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'Happy New Year!'

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

'I love holidays!'

Boy Prays for a Full Stocking

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

"I hate recalls."

Elf of the Month

Happy St Pancakes Day!

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.