Jolly Holiday Enthusiasts Gifts

Dec. 24. Off duty. Sure, we would have gotten better mileage tonight without it, but all the starting and stopping was just part of the job.

Santa Claus's Mail

Christmas Tree

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Home depot."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Horn of Leftovers

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Happy Turkey Day!

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'Will you be my Valentine?'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'