Holiday Spirit Lovers Gifts

Tipping Pain Chart

'All I want for Easter is my two front teeth.'

Santa Claus's Mail

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Ice Skater

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Santa called but you were out!

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Snowman

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

A Creature WAS Stirring

Just one more choccy...

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Happy St Pancakes Day

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Merry Kissmas

Street Carolers

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

O Christmas Tea

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Maybe this year..."