Holiday Spirit Aficionados Gifts

Santa's list has columns for Nice, Naughty and Misunderstood

'OKay, we're going in - remember where we parked!'

"Oh no!. . . My whites are ruined and where the hell did these come from??"

Christmas gone over the top.

'Don't be a hero, just give me all the cash... and a couple of cookies, and I'll be on my way.'

"After our big family holiday dinners, we always have some leftovers."

Santa Claus's Mail

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Santa called but you were out!

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Tipping Pain Chart

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

O Christmas Tea

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Happy St Pancakes Day

Street Carolers

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Maybe this year..."

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

C is for Cracker

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

Christmas Pudding

A Starry Night.

'Don't forget your thermos.'