Holiday Spirit Aficionados Pillows

Santa's list has columns for Nice, Naughty and Misunderstood

"Oh no!. . . My whites are ruined and where the hell did these come from??"

Christmas gone over the top.

'Don't be a hero, just give me all the cash... and a couple of cookies, and I'll be on my way.'

"After our big family holiday dinners, we always have some leftovers."

Santa Claus's Mail

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Santa called but you were out!

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Tipping Pain Chart

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Street Carolers

O Christmas Tea

Happy St Pancakes Day

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"Maybe this year..."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

Christmas Pudding

C is for Cracker

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"We're giving up for the holidays."

Don't move Grandma! I'm decorating you for the holidays.