Holiday Spirit Revelers Pillows

Jesus, as a child, heals the blind snowman....

Santa Claus's Mail

Christmas Tree

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa called but you were out!

Tipping Pain Chart

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

O Christmas Tea

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Street Carolers

Happy St Pancakes Day

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"Maybe this year..."

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'