Festive Revelers Pillows

"Waiting is the worst part of Christmas...and the best part!"

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Christmas Tree

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

The New Year's Dance

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Back to the Holidays

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

December Fest

Ice skating boyfriends

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

The night after Christmas.

"I'm the designated driver."

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'Happy New Year!'

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

'Which is yours??'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'Uh oh! Santa brought the kids a pet cat!'

Dogs play the double bass

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

'We made it, Happy New Year.'

"Did you hear about the Easter Bunny and Father Christmas getting together so we could have Mother's Day and Father's Day?"

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

"Don't take your list in there! What's wrong with you?!?"