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"Waiting is the worst part of Christmas...and the best part!"

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Christmas Tree

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

The New Year's Dance

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

Back to the Holidays

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"I'm the designated driver."

The night after Christmas.

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

Ice skating boyfriends

December Fest

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'Happy New Year!'

'Uh oh! Santa brought the kids a pet cat!'

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Dogs play the double bass

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

'We made it, Happy New Year.'

"They grow up so quickly."

"Did you hear about the Easter Bunny and Father Christmas getting together so we could have Mother's Day and Father's Day?"

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

"Don't take your list in there! What's wrong with you?!?"

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'