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"Northern pole all-nighter

Christmas Tree

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Anything but milk and cookies."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

The New Year's Dance

"Another round?"

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"I'm the designated driver."

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

Night of the Living Reindeer

Christmas with Cats

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

Santa Claus

Can you guess what it is yet?

December Fest

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

The night after Christmas.

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'Happy New Year!'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

'Which is yours??'

Dogs play the double bass

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."