Holiday Reveler Pillows

'After that 24 hour beer and fruit cake binge, you need a radical detox!'

'Merry Christmas' Drunk fairy atop Christmas tree

Alcoholidays: Beethovens fifth.

'Not swine flu... just 37 Christmas parties within the last six weeks...'

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

Elf

"So much for an eventful fireworks display."

Christmas Tree

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

December Assurances

Santa does a keg stand.

'Rudolf?'

The night after Christmas.

Santa bringing alcohol.

'I can't use the webcam, mother. Being Christmas morning my server is down.'

December Fest

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'Christmas is such a special time of the year, isn't it?' (Drunk with Santa hat sick on her shoulder)

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Where’s Santa?

Santa loses His Sack While Ski-ing.

'Well, it was worth it --that was one hell of a Thanksgiving!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

How to fight a vampire snowman

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