Christmas Reveler Pillows

"Another round?"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Santa's Chopper

Christmas with Cats

Christmas Tree

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I say we move on to dessert."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

Easter Egg Delivery

The New Year's Dance

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Vitruvian Manatee

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"I'm the designated driver."

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

The night after Christmas.

My own museum.

Holiday Overkill.

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

December Fest

'Happy New Year!'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Dogs play the double bass