Christmas Reveler Pillows

"Another round?"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Santa's Chopper

Christmas with Cats

Christmas Tree

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa does a keg stand.

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"I say we move on to dessert."

Easter Egg Delivery

The New Year's Dance

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

Vitruvian Manatee

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

My own museum.

The night after Christmas.

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

"I'm the designated driver."

December Fest

Holiday Overkill.

'Happy New Year!'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

The ghost of christmas regifting

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

"That's him office...the peeping tom!"