Halloween Reveler Pillows

"Isn't that cheating?"

'He likes to power nap.'

Christmas Tree

'One eye of newt or two?'

Theorbo

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Joust Sharpener

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Trick or Tweet

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Zombie pet tricks.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Punkins

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

The New Year's Dance

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'