New Year's Reveler Pillows

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

'I think he's had enough. He keeps wishing everyone a 'happy mahogany'!'

A man pushes a glitterball up a mountain

Christmas Tree

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

The New Year's Dance

"Another round?"

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Happy New Ear!

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

December Fest

"I'm the designated driver."

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

Christmas with Cats

The night after Christmas.

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'Happy New Year!'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

Dogs play the double bass

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

Next years calendar.

'We made it, Happy New Year.'

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

Waiting for 2018

"Bartender - givish me another shot."