New Year Revelers Pillows

'I can tell when it's getting close to New Year's.. my liver starts to quiver.'

New Year's Eve Dinner

Christmas Tree

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

Happy New Ear!

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

December Fest

"I'm the designated driver."

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

The night after Christmas.

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'Happy New Year!'

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

'We made it, Happy New Year.'

"Don't worry, sir - we've got all possible entrances covered!"

A man pushes a glitterball up a mountain

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."

"What do you mean 'Just shut up and hibernate?!' It's New Year's Eve!"

Waiting for 2018

Mouse Cracker

Alcoholidays: Beethovens fifth.

'Rudolf?'

"Do you think they can tell we're from the future?"