New Year's Eve Reveller Pillows

"What do you mean 'Just shut up and hibernate?!' It's New Year's Eve!"

Christmas Tree

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I say we move on to dessert."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

This man is an island.

The New Year's Dance

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"Another round?"

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

Vitruvian Manatee

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"I'm the designated driver."

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

1986 is my year

The night after Christmas.

December Fest

Christmas with Cats

Holiday Overkill.

'Happy New Year!'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

The ghost of christmas regifting