New Year's Eve Reveller T-Shirts

"What do you mean 'Just shut up and hibernate?!' It's New Year's Eve!"

Christmas Tree

Theorbo

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Joust Sharpener

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"I say we move on to dessert."

This man is an island.

The New Year's Dance

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"Another round?"

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

Vitruvian Manatee

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

1986 is my year

"I'm the designated driver."

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

December Fest

Christmas with Cats

Holiday Overkill.

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

The night after Christmas.

'Happy New Year!'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'