Year-end Revelers Pillows

"Are we nearly there yet?"

Christmas Tree

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

December Fest

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

"I'm the designated driver."

The night after Christmas.

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'Happy New Year!'

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

"Congratulations, Mrs. Roberts, you've changed my life."

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

It's tough being a quarterback in a new year's eve game. All the receivers want to drop the ball.

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'Which is yours??'

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

'We made it, Happy New Year.'

"What do you mean 'Just shut up and hibernate?!' It's New Year's Eve!"

Waiting for 2018

Jesus, as a child, heals the blind snowman....

A man pushes a glitterball up a mountain

"Don't worry, sir - we've got all possible entrances covered!"

'Let's keep it simple -- stop serving me when you run out of beer.'