New Year's Reveler Mugs

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

'I think he's had enough. He keeps wishing everyone a 'happy mahogany'!'

A man pushes a glitterball up a mountain

Christmas Tree

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

The New Year's Dance

"Another round?"

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Happy New Ear!

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"I'm the designated driver."

Christmas with Cats

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

December Fest

The night after Christmas.

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'Happy New Year!'

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

Dogs play the double bass

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'Which is yours??'

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

'We made it, Happy New Year.'

Next years calendar.

"Bartender - givish me another shot."