New Year Reveler Mugs

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

'Happy New Year!'

'We made it, Happy New Year.'

Mouse Cracker

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"Don't worry, sir - we've got all possible entrances covered!"

Waiting for 2018

"The life and soul of last night's party, hold on I'll put him on"

'...Hello and thank you for your assistance. ...Have a safe and prosperous New Year.'

Happy new year 2013.

'Happy new year'

Happy New Year 2013

Man tries to celebrate New Year while a terror alert goes off.

"Happy New Year, Nostradamus!"

Christmas Tree

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

The New Year's Dance

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"Another round?"

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

Happy New Ear!

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Vitruvian Manatee

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!