Regift Reveler Pillows

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"Anything but milk and cookies."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"I say we move on to dessert."

The New Year's Dance

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"Another round?"

Vitruvian Manatee

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

Christmas with Cats

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

My own museum.

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'Happy New Year!'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Building getting a new coat fitted

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

'Before you get carried away with celebrating, Stapleton, I'd like to remind you that my retirement doesn't go into effect until five o'clock...and I'm still your supervisor.'

Happy Hour at Harry's

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."