Refill Reveler Pillows

'I think you'd better cut that guy off'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Vitruvian Manatee

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

My own museum.

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

Building getting a new coat fitted

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

The ghost of christmas regifting

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

'But this can't be what I ordered ... I know I ordered somethng I like.'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

"Hang on hon. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

Early Photobomb

Leo's Diner, Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee