Renovation Reveler Pillows

Building getting a new coat fitted

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"I say we move on to dessert."

This man is an island.

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Sleeping on the Job

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Vitruvian Manatee

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

The Quantum Mechanic...

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

My own museum.

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'Hmm, back to the drawing board.'

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'