Renovation Reveler Mugs

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Building getting a new coat fitted

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"I say we move on to dessert."

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

This man is an island.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Sleeping on the Job

Vitruvian Manatee

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

The Quantum Mechanic...

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

My own museum.

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"It may not be the hardwood floor we were hoping for, but it's SO much better than that hideous carpeting!"

The ghost of christmas regifting