Reactor Reveler Mugs

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"I say we move on to dessert."

This man is an island.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Vitruvian Manatee

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

My own museum.

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Health & Safety Official Tester.

Building getting a new coat fitted

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Noel Fever

The ghost of christmas regifting

Affordable Cartoon Act

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

'But this can't be what I ordered ... I know I ordered somethng I like.'

"Hang on hon. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

Early Photobomb

"So, you plan to publish your findings?"

"What's your wifi password?"