Renovation Reveller Mugs

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

This man is an island.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Artex cartoon

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

Sleeping on the Job

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Vitruvian Manatee

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

1986 is my year

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

Building getting a new coat fitted

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

'Hmm, back to the drawing board.'

"It may not be the hardwood floor we were hoping for, but it's SO much better than that hideous carpeting!"

Home Improvement