Repair Reveler Pillows

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Vitruvian Manatee

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

My own museum.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

Building getting a new coat fitted

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

The ghost of christmas regifting

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

Noel Fever

Two alien mechanics work on Curiosity.

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

'But this can't be what I ordered ... I know I ordered somethng I like.'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

Early Photobomb

"Hang on hon. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.