Restoration Reveler Pillows

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"I say we move on to dessert."

This man is an island.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Vitruvian Manatee

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

My own museum.

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

Building getting a new coat fitted

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

Happy Hour at Harry's

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

'Oh for goodness sake! Read a real newspaper!'

Early Photobomb

'I think you'd better cut that guy off'

'Methuselah's really depressed -- He's the only one who showed up for his high school reunion.'

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

Crumhorn

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

"Did you like Ike and all that?"