Restoration Reveler T-Shirts

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"I say we move on to dessert."

This man is an island.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

Vitruvian Manatee

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

My own museum.

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

Building getting a new coat fitted

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

The ghost of christmas regifting

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Happy Hour at Harry's

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

'Oh for goodness sake! Read a real newspaper!'

Early Photobomb

"Did you like Ike and all that?"

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

Crumhorn

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

'Methuselah's really depressed -- He's the only one who showed up for his high school reunion.'

'I think you'd better cut that guy off'