Repair Rebel Pillows

'That estimate Sir, was a brazen lie. The botter truth comes later.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

I did it my way.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Food waste with recycling symbol

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

The world's most unemployable family

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

A souped up car...

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Never marry an engineer."

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

Sunday.

Sleeping on the Job

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"