Refill Rebel Pillows

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Letters escape from a caged book.

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Unabridged Dictionary

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

Sunday.

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"Writing is... rewriting."

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Rules and procedure

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."

I don't care if all your friends are having it done

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

Unable to repair the On/Off switch, the electrician simply relabeled it.

'Exercise is good for your rehabilitation, you can start by cleaning the toilets.'

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'